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Cuddle Monkey

Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others
My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.
Cuddle Monkey by Mariya Shadowblade February 27, 2009

Cuddle Monkey

A Person who is rather nice to cuddle with, most often male, who often complains when you have to stop cuddling. Certain traits are hatred for wearing a shirt, slimness, stylin shoes, and a fetish for hats.
Zach: Oh my god. You look cold.
Lisa: Perhaps it is because I am cold.
Zach: *cuddle!*
Lisa: Oh wow. You're a cuddle monkey.
Zach: You love eet.
Cuddle Monkey by Sexysoup May 10, 2008

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther
Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL
cuddle monkey by chris February 16, 2005

monkeycuddle 

To cuddle somebody, as though you were a monkey.
"Let's monkeycuddle."
monkeycuddle by True Elroy April 27, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004