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Cuddle Monkey

Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others
My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.
Cuddle Monkey by Mariya Shadowblade February 27, 2009

Cuddle Monkey

A Person who is rather nice to cuddle with, most often male, who often complains when you have to stop cuddling. Certain traits are hatred for wearing a shirt, slimness, stylin shoes, and a fetish for hats.
Zach: Oh my god. You look cold.
Lisa: Perhaps it is because I am cold.
Zach: *cuddle!*
Lisa: Oh wow. You're a cuddle monkey.
Zach: You love eet.
Cuddle Monkey by Sexysoup May 10, 2008

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther
Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL
cuddle monkey by chris February 16, 2005

monkeycuddle 

To cuddle somebody, as though you were a monkey.
"Let's monkeycuddle."
monkeycuddle by True Elroy April 27, 2004

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026