nut jack

When you are hitting on a guy and another girl/guy swoops in and steals them away.

I was talking to Matt and Christa came over and nut jacked me.

Whenever I got to the club with John, he always nut jacks me.

by blsquared January 11, 2009

Jack Nut

Someone, or something that is not worth a Fuck.

My new Supervisor is a Jack Nut.

by Carlito's Buey January 8, 2011

jack nut

a insult usally directed towards a pricish person. Possibly made up while rambling anger towards a person.

God dammit! Ur such a fucking jack nut!

by PoniesArntUs April 7, 2009

jack nuts

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)

check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!

by biz markee August 21, 2003

cracker jack nut

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis

"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"

by mr.3000 April 22, 2008

Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.

The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016

Jack nuts smuck nizzle

an ass clown with hair on it's neezey fizzle on it's nazzle

Ur mom

by jake Roop April 7, 2003