Ballit 

A. The cheap incarnation of a baller, ie. "baller-light".

B. One possessing the attitude of a 'baller', sans the money, cloths, bling, street cred, wheels, bitches, and has yet to make it big. Probably wont.

C. Characteristics of cheep-ass-ness.

Observer: Yo, that ballits is taking that girl out for a date. A date at McDonalds for 35 cent cheese burgers. WITH no fries.

Ballit by Danny Devry August 21, 2008

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

Tether Balling 

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.

Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.

Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

ballet orgies

A large collection of ballerinas and ballerhinos doing sexy stuff together

We have ballet orgies after class every Monday and Friday.

ballet orgies by Gay ballerhino April 5, 2019

Colleen Ballinger 

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator

"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"

Colleen Ballinger by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023

dingo ballin 

When you acting wild and careless

What up with Lavelldro, ever since he broke up with BoBo, that nigga been dingo ballin

dingo ballin by Rocco grincho August 31, 2017

Ballingeric 

Something done in a well thought out manner and at the same time aesthetically pleasing.

Bruce Lee's movie fights were done in a ballingeric manner

Ballingeric by BBFT April 14, 2015