blap 

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face

She was talkin dirty so I blapped her

blap by duder October 4, 2003

Blap 

The sound of your speakers when you are slappin bass.

Turn up the bass till you hear the speakers blap.

Blap by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

Blap 

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

Blap by Morga morga May 15, 2006

Blap 

A liquified squirt of shit.

Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.

Blap by SorryNoVanilla February 8, 2021

Blap 

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

Blap by SorryNoVanilla February 11, 2021

Blap 

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

Blap by Tommy C July 21, 2005

Blap 

Sound effect made when an object or person is slapped so hard it warrants a word harder than bam

Alternative definition: Being slapped by a member of the Bloods gang

"Damn Tyrone just got blapped hard by that chick at the bar"

Blap by Aceman110 March 24, 2017