Coffee Table 

Noun
The skin between penis and anus, or vagina and anus. AKA runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.

Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.

Coffee Table by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

Coffee Table 

A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table

Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever

Coffee Table by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016

coffee table 

A coffee table is the same as taint

Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)

coffee table by Bob Paul December 28, 2005

coffee table 

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

coffee table by peerless3 August 24, 2003

Coffee Table 

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

Coffee Table by Epic Failure June 26, 2008

coffee table 

a chicks ass booty

god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.

coffee table by clown buzon February 13, 2005

coffee table 

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

coffee table by lol893 July 8, 2024