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Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.
-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.
by alxrgrs July 17, 2010
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