A Facebook-Wank. Masturbating to pictures of friends and vague associates on Facebook, often in practice a hurried search through profile pictures and other added photos, cock in one hand, mouse in the other, to find the best cleavage shot of a girl you really fancied back in school, university, or at an old place of work. Afterward, the facebwanker often feels a mixture of sadness, regret and just plain wrongness for his actions.
David was bored, horny and nostolgic, so decided to have a facebwank.
Matthew spent the afternoon facebwanking, as such sexual encounters were, although still ridiculously unlikely, still far more realistic than ever sleeping with any internet porn actresses.
If I catch you facebwanking to my photos again, my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up!
Matthew spent the afternoon facebwanking, as such sexual encounters were, although still ridiculously unlikely, still far more realistic than ever sleeping with any internet porn actresses.
If I catch you facebwanking to my photos again, my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up!
by AndyO May 2, 2008
Get the facebwankmug.