Definitions by thingoneandthingtwo
dilwacker
a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012
rockstarlet
A budding actress destined for stardom. A female musician/performer that is sure to be famous. An energized and talented female rock musician/vocalist. Someone who looks so marvelous that they must indeed BE marvelous!
Also, can be spelled rockstarlette.
Also, can be spelled rockstarlette.
Whoa, that Mary Jane is a rockstarlet, would you look at those legs... not to mention her dynamite smile, personality and figure!
rockstarlet by thingoneandthingtwo August 15, 2012
Poohbar
"Poohbar" is something a mother loves to call her son (that he most likely doesn't want to hear, especially in the company of others). It is an endearing, affectionate term that some adoring mothers have difficulty removing from their vocabulary due to the fact that their child/children is/are so special.
Poohbar is a variation of the "Winnie the Pooh" character who is also known as "Pooh Bear."
Poohbar is a variation of the "Winnie the Pooh" character who is also known as "Pooh Bear."
Mother: "Hi Poohbar! How much longer will you be working on that project? I was thinking we'd have dinner at 7."
Son: "Mom, don't call me that! I'm not a baby, anymore. I'm an adult!"
Son: "Mom, don't call me that! I'm not a baby, anymore. I'm an adult!"
Poohbar by thingoneandthingtwo June 19, 2012
broodism
The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.
I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.
broodism by thingoneandthingtwo June 13, 2012
relief at the pump
Since the prices of gas are not coming down and there is no relief in sight, "relief at the pump" NOW means taking a piss on the pump, dump on the pump, or displaying some other form of aggressive or disagreeable behavior.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Jack was so ticked off that gas was $5.00/gallon when he was on his ski vacation that he got "relief at the pump" by peeing on the pump! What an idiot! Still, I can't say I blame him!
relief at the pump by thingoneandthingtwo June 11, 2012
cattivity
The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
cattivity by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012
kinisoned
1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.
kinisoned by thingoneandthingtwo May 3, 2012