thingoneandthingtwo's definitions

skankmaster

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.

"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010

dilwacker

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

King's Row

"King's Row" is an expression that means everything is going really well as much as it is a way of saying you, the speaker, appreciate the other person whom you are addressing.

It is not a reference to the 1942 movie directed by Sam Wood that featured Ronald Regan. Ann Sheridan, and Robert Cummings.

It has originated among snowboarders, skiers, and locals along the California/Nevada border in the Tahoe Basin.

George Grey: "Hey, how's it going?"

Oscar Pistorius: "King's Row, King's Row...(mate, man, buddy, friend, amigo, brother, sister, etc)!"

by thingoneandthingtwo February 14, 2012

galbladder

A female's bladder which requires frequent trips to restrooms to empty itself.

The bladder of a gal, or girl.

"Where did your girlfriend go?"

"Oh, she is emptying her galbladder in the bathroom for the fiftieth time today!"

by thingoneandthingtwo February 15, 2012

fussdeficit

United States debt that is a spectacular blunder. It has snowballed for several years and is now at its peak. It is the result of the US fussbudget failure. It will be known for historically peaking in 2012. It can only be cured by great ingenuity, hard work, and perseverance.

Congress has failed to improve the fussbudget, so now we are forced to face an even worse fussdeficit.

by thingoneandthingtwo February 18, 2012

chocolot

A lot of chocolate.

I'd be happy with flowers and chocolot for my birthday.

by thingoneandthingtwo April 24, 2012

facebunk

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.

Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012