thingoneandthingtwo's definitions

galbladder

A female's bladder which requires frequent trips to restrooms to empty itself.

The bladder of a gal, or girl.

"Where did your girlfriend go?"

"Oh, she is emptying her galbladder in the bathroom for the fiftieth time today!"

by thingoneandthingtwo February 15, 2012

Poohbar

"Poohbar" is something a mother loves to call her son (that he most likely doesn't want to hear, especially in the company of others). It is an endearing, affectionate term that some adoring mothers have difficulty removing from their vocabulary due to the fact that their child/children is/are so special.

Poohbar is a variation of the "Winnie the Pooh" character who is also known as "Pooh Bear."

Mother: "Hi Poohbar! How much longer will you be working on that project? I was thinking we'd have dinner at 7."

Son: "Mom, don't call me that! I'm not a baby, anymore. I'm an adult!"

by thingoneandthingtwo June 19, 2012

skankmaster

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.

"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010

facebunk

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.

Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012

dilwacker

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

sombysow

Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:

A "hoser."

Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.

A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.

A sleeping large pig.

That sombysow has slept with every girl around here, not to mention he owes me 20 bucks!

by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011

skullcycle

A motorcycle of a guy that possesses ingenious design, skull handlebars, and whimsical upholstery; well-suited to outdoor events and gatherings that draw large crowds of happy, culture-loving , appreciative, stoned, and/or open-minded, curious people.

Pat sure got the ladies' attention with his skullcycle at Burning Man. Maybe I should get one!

by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011