thingoneandthingtwo's definitions
a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012
Get the dilwackermug. A female's bladder which requires frequent trips to restrooms to empty itself.
The bladder of a gal, or girl.
The bladder of a gal, or girl.
"Where did your girlfriend go?"
"Oh, she is emptying her galbladder in the bathroom for the fiftieth time today!"
"Oh, she is emptying her galbladder in the bathroom for the fiftieth time today!"
by thingoneandthingtwo February 15, 2012
Get the galbladdermug. An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.
by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010
Get the skankmastermug. Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:
A "hoser."
Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.
A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.
A sleeping large pig.
A "hoser."
Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.
A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.
A sleeping large pig.
by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011
Get the sombysowmug. A motorcycle of a guy that possesses ingenious design, skull handlebars, and whimsical upholstery; well-suited to outdoor events and gatherings that draw large crowds of happy, culture-loving , appreciative, stoned, and/or open-minded, curious people.
by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011
Get the skullcyclemug. The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.
I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.
by thingoneandthingtwo June 13, 2012
Get the broodismmug. The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012
Get the cattivitymug.