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a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012
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A "hoser."
Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.
A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.
A sleeping large pig.
A "hoser."
Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.
A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.
A sleeping large pig.
by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011
Get the sombysow mug.Since the prices of gas are not coming down and there is no relief in sight, "relief at the pump" NOW means taking a piss on the pump, dump on the pump, or displaying some other form of aggressive or disagreeable behavior.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Jack was so ticked off that gas was $5.00/gallon when he was on his ski vacation that he got "relief at the pump" by peeing on the pump! What an idiot! Still, I can't say I blame him!
by thingoneandthingtwo June 11, 2012
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by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011
Get the skullcycle mug.The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.
I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.
by thingoneandthingtwo June 13, 2012
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by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010
Get the skankmaster mug.The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012
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