BallBagBaggins's definitions

GAY MEN

Males who are homosexual. Exclaimed for the humourous, bold effect.

GAY MEN!

by BallBagBaggins May 30, 2010

Mikey

Pronounced 'Mike-ee' - Slang abbreviation for Microwave.

'Ere Baz, bung it in the mikey, I paid 50 knicka for that mikey, 800W, Sanyo, bung it in the mikey Baz.'

by BallBagBaggins February 16, 2017

G.A.C.

Group Adding Cunt - One of those ballbags that you see on Facebook that joins literally every single group that's possible, even if it doesn't link to them in anyway; they still join the groups. Each day a G.A.C. will fill up your homepage with groups that relate to nothing.

1. This is probably what a G.A.C. says to them self on a regular basis, "I'm a wanker, let's join every group."

2. That G.A.C. on my homepage is joining all the groups today...again.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Matey

Matey - noun

A person who you don't know the name/random person or the name is insignificant

Example: have you seen matey over there with the massive nut?

by BallBagBaggins August 28, 2019

Facewanking

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.

1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.

1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010