Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BallBagBaggins

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

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GAY MEN

Males who are homosexual. Exclaimed for the humourous, bold effect.

GAY MEN!

by BallBagBaggins May 30, 2010

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Mikey

Pronounced 'Mike-ee' - Slang abbreviation for Microwave.

'Ere Baz, bung it in the mikey, I paid 50 knicka for that mikey, 800W, Sanyo, bung it in the mikey Baz.'

by BallBagBaggins February 16, 2017

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Facewanking

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.

1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

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G.A.C.

Group Adding Cunt - One of those ballbags that you see on Facebook that joins literally every single group that's possible, even if it doesn't link to them in anyway; they still join the groups. Each day a G.A.C. will fill up your homepage with groups that relate to nothing.

1. This is probably what a G.A.C. says to them self on a regular basis, "I'm a wanker, let's join every group."

2. That G.A.C. on my homepage is joining all the groups today...again.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

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