facetank 

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

facetank by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

Facewanking 

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.

1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.

Facewanking by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

facewank 

To masturbate over photos of someone on facebook.

This fit bird added me on facebook earlier, I might have a facewank over her later.

facewank by as1985 April 23, 2009

facebanking 

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

facebanking by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

facetalk 

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics

"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"

facetalk by carlos514 October 14, 2007

Facewank 

The act of searching through facebook, finding an attractive picture of someone, and masturbating over it.

"Oh have you seen _____'s picture on facebook? Yeah bro, I had a mad facewank over it"
"omg I caught my room mate on the computer last night, having a facewank.

Facewank by WagyuMachine July 1, 2010

facetan 

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Herman received a facetan after going down on Amy.

facetan by gballer February 18, 2008