Raging Reichert 

A split personality. Often comes out a night, and very rare occasions can be sighted near the pool or the beach. But often it is a nocturnal animal. It only feeds on one thing, beer, beer, and beer. It can be recognized from a distance from its stance, which is always at an awkard bendy angle. Raging Reichert can always be seen swaying its head, back and forth, almost like how a water buffalo swings its tail near a water hole.

Dude, I got so hammered last night, I was such a Raging Reichert.

Raging Reichert by cocopuffmeup June 26, 2010

Reichert 

1. To do things obliviously

2. See Stancil (def 2)

3. See Fetter

You didn't realize that was the wrong machine. You really reicherted that one.

Reichert by Tic Shack April 10, 2012

ricky reichert

A total, self absorbed diva that broadcasts their pointless life to those around them.

She wouldn't stop being a Ricky Reichert all over facebook after she got her new haircut.

ricky reichert by adam huntley February 24, 2010

Reichel 

Reichel is the last name for the coolest family known to man.. reichel men are renouned for pulling the hottest chicks around.. warning.. keep your girlfriends well away from a 'reichel' because she is sure too fall for his irresistible charms and unbelievable good looks.. Reichel females are usually the ones found passed out drunk on the floor of a nightclub somewhere but are usually smart enough to remember there name and address when ushered into a cab..

Dont fuck with a reichel coz they can fight like a raging bull!

Im not surprised, my girlfriend has left me for a reichel!

Reichel by Brendoo83 August 10, 2016

Coach Reichert 

In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical

Doofus 1: Have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER

Coach Reichert by VinnyVtheSkinnyTree April 29, 2019

reichelys 

REICHELYS, is a very unique name.They only share stuff with very close friends. They get jealous if you hang with other people that she doesn’t get along with or isn’t close too. They are also trust worthy.And they also like too make puns.

Look at reichelys and her trusted back.

reichelys by Clout glasses :) September 12, 2018

Reichel 

to loquaciously and obtusely spew propaganda and false rhetoric

His nonsense on global warming is full of reichel.

Reichel by Milomilitia November 19, 2019