swomf 

a version of swear on my life. If someone is lying and they say swomf something very bad will happen but if you say what after you say swomf..you will be okay.

I swomf I didn't watch the movie without you.
(you really didn't watch the movie)

or: I swomf i didn't watch the movie without you...what.
( you actually did watch the movie)

swomf by SWOMF April 10, 2008

Swimfan 

A person that turns from fan to fanatic to stalking.

"Swimfan Baldwin really did a number on Bieber."
"Swimfan Baldwin really studied all of Gomez to try to be like her."

Swimfan by Glitterz710 March 12, 2023

SWOMS 

Swaggy Wonderful Outrageously Magnificent Saints

Shavinne is such a SWOMS.
Weixin displays SWOMS characteristics.
Oliver is the epitome of SWOMS.
Madhu is the best SWOMS around.
Seoyeon is a SWOMS.

SWOMS by SWOMS October 13, 2021

Swimfan 

When someone stalks/ obsesses over another person, like wants to BE/be with that person.

Eg. Hailey Baldwin is a swimfan for Justin Bieber and his ex Selena Gomez.

Hailey Baldwin is a super swimfan for Selena Gomez, it's quite creepy.

Swimfan by BonBonBond March 12, 2023

swompa wompa

A formal greeting amongst gentlemen. Usually used by billionaires or incredibly refined people. The epitome of class and sportsmanship.

bill gates: swompa wompa!
bod dylan: and a swompa wompa to you sir!
***refined chuckles****

swompa wompa by cpt feelgood May 5, 2009

Swolfie 

A swolfie is when you take a selfie when you are feeling huge or swol. Most of the time taken at the gym.

TJ: Im feeling the gains already
Darin: Bro we really killed it at the gym
TJ: Dude lets take a swolfie

Swolfie by ErikaCasaBlackout April 13, 2015

Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

Somf by Buster Miller July 7, 2014