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1.
sit on my face
i told the bitch to somf.
by kieran May 26, 2003
 
2.
Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.
Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?
by rimits January 24, 2009
 
3.
abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"

SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person

Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.

The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.
SOMF BITCH!!!


by purple dream November 18, 2008
 
4.
Sit on my face
Jordan Kelly; SOMF!
Some Girl; -sits on his face-
by iwantjordansballz June 17, 2010
 
5.
the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".

SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.

Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
Tom Daley, #SOMF
by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012
 
6.
abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.
Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.
by Anonymous314 May 04, 2008
 
7.
sit on my face
come here and somf
by manywordsmargaret March 10, 2011