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The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.
Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water
by Buster Miller July 8, 2014
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When a person chewing tobacco eats out a woman and discreetly pushes the dip out of his mouth and inside her giving her a heavy buzz
Man did you hear what frank did to Marybelle. He southwestern spittooned her right into the hospital.
by Buster Miller July 8, 2014
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The proper term as used when one of a higher rank utterly owns/humilates someone of a lower rank in any first-person shooter.
Kyle completely pwned Derreck in quickscopes the other day.
by Buster Miller October 24, 2010
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The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.
Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you
by Buster Miller October 29, 2011
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The act of male masturbation where your hand is reversed. (Thumb and index finger towards the shaft towards the balls) and stroking slowly in a fluid motion.
kyle did you jerk off today?

Yea but I had to switch it up so I went reverse-grip Chicago style
by Buster Miller July 13, 2015
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