goblin knobs
Peter just pulled down Nicole's shirt, I saw her goblin knobs and everything, that is so inappropriate in a nice neighborhood like this
goblin knobs by Devin Diaz January 20, 2008
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Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020
Goblin Knobbling
The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.
Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.
That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.
PCP is a hell of a drug
That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.
PCP is a hell of a drug
Goblin Knobbling by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009
Hobbly Knob Goblin
The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:
1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep
1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep
Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.
Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.
Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.
Hobbly Knob Goblin by G. Dickel August 8, 2012
knob goblin
knob goblin by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
Knob Goblin
A promiscuous woman whose sole objective in life is to engage in as many fellatious encounters as possible
Knob Goblin by Rusty McShakelfuckerd January 1, 2008
Knob goblin
Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?
Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.
Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!
Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.
Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!
Knob goblin by dongjohnson November 29, 2015
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