Suv

Sport Utility Vehicle. Neither a sport vehicle nor a utility vehicle. A whack, fakeass (and successful) attempt by the motor vehicle industry to lure in overpaid middle class workaholic moms who think that they need a 3 ton vehicle to carry their stupid kids to soccer practice.

"My old car got 38 miles per gallon and could carry only 4 people; despite the fact that i am a divorced mother of one, i had to upgrade to a vehicle that got 13 miles per gallon and could carry 10 people."

Suv by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

SUV

A vehicle that when driven is comprable to drunk driving. In other words, the offending driver is likely to walk away without a scratch, while the victim is usually just fucked.

I got hit by an SUV, but it's ok, because I got a million bucks. And all I had to do was break my neck!

SUV by combat_rock November 29, 2003

SUV

1. A practical vehicle if you live in rural Michigan and actually have a need for 4 wheel drive.

2. An nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in Miami and drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can't.

Regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn't be required to increase the fuel efficiency of these beasts.

If you drive an SUV and bitch about gas prices, you are a fucking asshole and might even be our current president.

SUV by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush March 27, 2004

SUV

A type of vehicle that mostly arrogant people like to drive, especially when they feel that they have to be ‘above everyone else’ on the road, both literally and figuratively.

Damn the jerk in that bloody SUV in front of me, I can’t see anything else up ahead in this traffic!.

SUV by Space Demon-69M March 13, 2019

SUV

N8gger

"Hey was that a jogger that killed all those white grannies?"
"No--just an SUV."

SUV by Louis XXV January 2, 2022

Suv

Gas-guzzling motor vehicle designed for off-road driving while only 5% of SUV owners ever go off road

Suv by Anonymous March 3, 2003

suv

abbrev: Soccermoms United in Vacuousness

"Our boys are dying in some desert somewhere for these SUV's"

suv by jethro January 16, 2004