A fucking pig of a human who pretends to care about Christians and Christianity, but really just wants their money to support his lavish lifestyle and to contribute to right-wing, nutjob Republican candidates. Unfortunately, millions of sheeplike Christians buy into his shtick.
Very inexpensive, delicious wine that comes in 7 or 8 fruity flavors. Wrekes havoc on the guts of some, but how can you bitch about getting wasted for less than $3? The flat bottles feel good to drink from as well.
I'd like to be able to squirt a turkey baster of md 20/20 directly onto my brain each day before work.
Proof that W likes men with cold hands. Has heart attacks daily, but is still vigorously fucks the American retards that elected him. Maybe if he had some of the petroleum in his veins replaced with actual blood his ticker would behave itself.
Dick Cheney needs a jack-in-the-box. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...POP!!!
The result of some sick chimpanzee-hybridization experiment gone horribly wrong. This brain-damaged little monkey thinks that it's OK to let corporations do whatever they think is best, but impose his own ideal on private citizens with much less power. He apparently thinks that murcury and arsenic are vitamins and that even though the world is experiencing a massive population explosion, condoms are a bad idea and we should just tell married couples in other countries to never have sex.
George W. Bush just stole my banana! Bad monkey! Get that out of your ass!
1. A food-like, MSG laced substance that I have consumed by the metric ton.
2. What you feed stoners to make them grow, grow, grow.
3. Something George W. Bush wouldn't even feed his dog, if he knew Ramen existed.
4. Dried, bleached blocks of Grace's (Will & Grace) hair to be boiled with gum-wrappers full of colored salts.