A fucking pig of a human who pretends to care about Christians and Christianity, but really just wants their money to support his lavish lifestyle and to contribute to right-wing, nutjob Republican candidates. Unfortunately, millions of sheeplike Christians buy into his shtick.
Jerry Falwell should have been aborted.
1. A practical vehicle if you live in rural Michigan and actually have a need for 4 wheel drive.
2. An nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in Miami and drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can't.
Regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn't be required to increase the fuel efficiency of these beasts.
If you drive an SUV and bitch about gas prices, you are a fucking asshole and might even be our current president.
Very inexpensive, delicious wine that comes in 7 or 8 fruity flavors. Wrekes havoc on the guts of some, but how can you bitch about getting wasted for less than $3? The flat bottles feel good to drink from as well.
I'd like to be able to squirt a turkey baster of md 20/20 directly onto my brain each day before work.
Proof that W likes men with cold hands. Has heart attacks daily, but is still vigorously fucks the American retards that elected him. Maybe if he had some of the petroleum in his veins replaced with actual blood his ticker would behave itself.
Dick Cheney needs a jack-in-the-box. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...POP!!!
The result of some sick chimpanzee-hybridization experiment gone horribly wrong. This brain-damaged little monkey thinks that it's OK to let corporations do whatever they think is best, but impose his own ideal on private citizens with much less power. He apparently thinks that murcury and arsenic are vitamins and that even though the world is experiencing a massive population explosion, condoms are a bad idea and we should just tell married couples in other countries to never have sex.
George W. Bush just stole my banana! Bad monkey! Get that out of your ass!
1. A food-like, MSG laced substance that I have consumed by the metric ton.
2. What you feed stoners to make them grow, grow, grow.
3. Something George W. Bush wouldn't even feed his dog, if he knew Ramen existed.
4. Dried, bleached blocks of Grace's (Will & Grace) hair to be boiled with gum-wrappers full of colored salts.
1. Everybody Loves Ramen!
2. Ramen is easy to cook drunk.
Someone who gets upset when you don't support everything the president's administration does--as long as the administration is Republican. When the president is a Democrat, then all of a sudden the voices of dissent are patriotic.
People who claim to be patriots use the term to bully people who disagree. They often support revising history books so that kids think that the US does no wrong and protestors have never been right.