Definitions by jethro

Gran-nazi

Ancient legacy renters or owners in residential buildings with too much time on their hands, who attack you about everything from when you can use the elevators to when you can move your new couch into your apartment or have cable installed.

"Phyllis just attacked me in the corridor again...but this time about having visitors in my apartment after 8pm. What a friggin' Gran-nazi."

Gran-nazi by Jethro July 13, 2007

populatino 

population mistyped, or, a massive bustling population of latinos.

Damn dude, the populatino is really skyrocketing...

populatino by Jethro March 25, 2007

feminism 

An idea that stood for the equality of women and men once (about 30 years ago)but is now just about kicking men in the balls and treating them with extreme bias and unfairness.

"Dude how's your new job at the gas station?"

"It's great. I sure wish feminism hadn't frightened me away from college though."

feminism by jethro April 15, 2006

marriage 

In the USA: Legalized slavery for men. Legalized "you can do no wrong" for women.

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.

marriage by jethro January 3, 2006

faxis 

1. a megalomaniac
2. a small asian child typically kept under ones bed

Ex. 1: Damn that guy has an ego tthe size of Faxis

Ex. 2: My Faxis was crying all night.

faxis by Jethro May 5, 2005

entitlement 

entitlement: something all North American females have a massive sense of.

"If I sleep with a banana, it is empowering, if I sleep with you it is empowering, if I sleep with a woman it is empowering, if I dump you it is empowering, if I am mean to you it is empowering...oh, and if I am nice to you and stay with you it is not empowering."

entitlement by jethro April 5, 2005

C-R

A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.

There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.

C-R by Jethro February 21, 2005