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Retarticle 

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Describing something that is rhetorically retarded
Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both
Retarticle by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008

Retarticle 

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An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.
I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.
Retarticle by Willyg243 February 7, 2009

Retardacle 

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the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.
"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."
Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020

Retardicle 

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Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle
Retardicle by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007

retracticles 

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word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature
Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!
retracticles by mister gadget July 26, 2009

retarticals 

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molecular particals in your brain that make you do retarded things
"Did you see that guy walk into the teleplone pole ? "
" Yea he must have an overabundance of retarticals in his head today. "
retarticals by jeff raz May 3, 2010

Retardicle Question 

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When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.
Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.
Retardicle Question by iDazign January 25, 2018
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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