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Retardicle 

1. n. something someone says or does that is retarded

2. n. bits of retardedness

3. n. someone who is retarded.

4. adj. retarded
1. That sure was a retardicle.

2. Beatrice and I showed off our retardicles in that video.

3. Bailey is retardicle.

4. Katie gave retardicle answers to the teacher's questions.
Retardicle by WOWitsOLIVE May 3, 2009

Retardicle Question 

When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.
Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.
Retardicle Question by iDazign January 25, 2018

Retardicon 

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.
1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."
Retardicon by Syn122 January 29, 2009

retardiculous 

Ridiculous to a retarded level. Something so stupid it's beyond any sane reason to do it.
That was retardiculous to try and steal a live lobster by stuffing it down your pants and trying to walk out of the store!
retardiculous by Atakith December 20, 2016

Retardican 

A relatively young political party, the successor of the Republican Party, but without any of the formers’ dignity. The party’s earliest origins can be traced to late Senator John McCains selection for his running mate, Sarah Palin, during the 2008 presidential election. Since then the party has taken on the key platforms in the candidacy of former President Donald J. Trump, the first of many Retardicans to be elected to public office. Such positions are notable for their outlandish and extremely stupid ideas. These ideas were propagated by recently elected Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senator Joshua Hawley, and several other elected Retardicans including even former President Donald Trump. They include, but are not limited to, the belief that the 2020 election was stolen by pedophiles in the government, giant space lasers funded and built by Jewish philanthropists caused the Californian wildfires, and that the science of climate change and the COVID 19 pandemic are conspiracies fabricated by the Chinese to hurt the American economy.
“Yo, did you hear how that Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene had the courage to confront that crisis actor David Hogg over his part in the false flag shooting at that high school?”

“Yeah I did, but I also know she’s not a true Republican. A true Republican wouldn’t believe that because they’re actually somewhat intelligent. She’s actually Retardican.”

“Ohhhhhhh”
Retardican by Liberal92 February 4, 2021

retardicans 

Socially conservative republicans who base their political beliefs on conservative religious beliefs and who are unaware of the logical inconsistencies in their arguments. Retardicans rail against government intrusion in people's lives, but want the government to restrict choice on abortion, disallow gay unions and marriage, pass and enforce laws on drug usage, increase military spending, and proscribe prostitution or other types of sexual interactions they believe are 'sinful'. Retardicans favor laissez-faire capitalism even when it is not in their own economic interest to do so. The actual areas where they want less government intrusion are taxation and gun rights.
The Retardicans at the Tea Party rally held up their signs saying 'Get your government hands off my Medicare.'
retardicans by paulrevere March 11, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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