Dahuuuuuudge 

What you call a gelatinous substance when you are not sure exactly what it is. Dahuuuuuudge can be found in any form, size, or place.

So I was cleaning the bathroom and there was this wicked huge dahuuuuuudge on the floor.

Dahuuuuuudge by Scummditty January 3, 2008