1. Everyone's favorite animal that they used to pet when they were younger. Its poops Schmidty
and reportedly has the amazing ability to order a Big Mac from Burger King and actually get one.
2. An extremely violent dump that has a force similar to that of an atomic bomb.
1. "Ok so I was sitting at the game last night, and then my Pfargtl came up out of know where and gave me a Big Mac. It was amazing."
2. "So I came home after eating that Big Mac and I took the biggest Pfargtl ever."