Rainy capach u chew my window so dry put me in da back da car at da station from dat point on me reach my destination in the destination reaching outta East Detention

Aidan stop becoming a tective man. Just stop no one axed u

Tective Man by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021

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testicalls

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.

(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.

testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

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testicicle

when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread.

Lake Superior is so damn cold, as soon as I waded in I intstantly had testicicles.

testicicle by SeaAlgae August 14, 2006

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long dark teatime of the soul

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

long dark teatime of the soul by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019

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