blard

One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993

Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...

Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).

"that meat was very high in blard."

by platform strange October 31, 2007

blard

An inept or clueless blind person, combining blind and retard. Also used to refer to a blind person doing something socially awkward, such as tripping over a chair or dropping a plate of food. The use comes primarily from other blind people and is used jokingly.

Man, Tim looked like a real blard when he ran into that little girl with his tray.

by Joey Zee March 11, 2008

blard

To get big and fat due to the aging process.(combines big and lard),going beyond the weight we put on as we age.

" Hey Kent... have you seen Nate lately.... Dude is turning into a blard.".....

by jenny and nate September 12, 2005

blard

adj. rambling on non-stop about about nothing of value.

Nicole is always blarding and taking up my time, it's so annoying.

by gypsy333 November 19, 2020

blard

1. n. Someone who is a blind retard
2. adj. A stupid thing that a blind person does.

Matt and JJ were such blards when they didn't realize they had walked in to the wrong restaurant. That was a blard thing that Mike did when he walked in to the wrong person's hotel room.

by cynthialynn May 30, 2009

blard

adj. 1. boring out of your mind.
2. tasting bad, so bad, 99% of people may spit it out the minute it is put in your mouth.
3. stupid; idiotic.
4. pathetic, in the worst way.

So blard... pathetic.

by crazycracker1021 November 18, 2010

Blard

A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.

"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".

"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"

"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".

by ahahahahahhahahha April 15, 2021