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A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)
God Sam, you're such a Blardon!
Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010
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To be so bored, that you can grow a beard.
Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!
Beardom by Chris cole August 10, 2012
word used to describe a really boring or uneventful event..... a state of being BLAND!!!
GOD DAMN!! THATS BLANDOM!!! (said in the same way as "Thats WACK!")

Blardonay Night 

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
Blardonay Night by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008
A term associated with being bored at a bar or bar-boredom. Usually caused by poor knowledge of the best location for you at any given time for mingling with good friends, meeting people you enjoy, and basically having a good time.
Every place we go out to in this town gives me a serious case of Bardom. We need to find some better places to hang out!
Bardom by Scotty_Mac October 20, 2008

Blardouph 

Bleeding blardouph mean Jamie get off.
Blardouph by Minh Truong November 11, 2003