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Industry Trick 

Also, Industry Hoe, Commercial Bitch, etc.

The vast majority of celebrities and iconic figures in today's Pop Culture are 'Industry Tricks'. Including Singers, Rappers, Actors, TV Personalities, Comedians, and other well known mainstream sources of influence. From Fashion Designers to Professional Athletes.
As opposed to an independent or underground artist, an 'Industry Trick' is compensated by different companies, corporations, and orginizations to maintain a certain image in order to generate commercial revenue and success, even if the 'Trick' themselves doesn't necessarily believe in the image or product(s) they are promoting. As an old adage goes, "Pimps don't MAKE hoes do anything." This is true, they simply offer the opportunity to capitalize on someone's recognizable skills. Give or take a few persuasive measures. In no way is this limited to the world of prostitution.
'Industry Tricks' choose to compensate themselves in exchange for fame and fortune. By signing contracts, they are legally bound to all that is outlined therein. 'Owned', if you will, by the Industry, all the while getting literally and metaphorically 'Fucked'.
Instead of acting out of pure motive, consultants project the 'Tricks' every move in the public eye, concerning target audience, impact on consumer opinion and motivation, and most of all fan base fluctuation.
The 'Industry Trick' is usually easily identifiable, though, at times, can become obscure to the untrained eye.
Most are completely transparent, but not invisible by any means. However, in an attempt to adapt a chameleon-like persona, some 'Tricks' are able to appear genuine, although their motives are truly artificial. This can often be referred to as, 'Talking out of both sides of your mouth.' or simply 'Bitch Made'.
Many 'Industry Tricks' are not renowned due to any admirable qualities or unique and fascinating talent. In fact, their pseudo-illustrious popularity is nothing more than over-blown publicity conveyed with a bit of charisma.
The process of breeding the 'Industry Trick' is widely known as commercialization. Using advanced marketing tactics that exploit primitive human-nature, the media uses the 'Tricks' to influence the masses. By creating the proper atmosphere, they are able to entice the populace, with imagery of wealth, happiness, beauty, sex, etc.
This deceives the people in to believing that if they imitate or emulate the 'Industry Trick' in any way, they too, will be rewarded with the same benefits. This behavior conditioning is called 'Monkey See, Monkey Do'.

WARNING: MOST 'INDUSTRY TRICKS' DON'T BELIEVE IT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM, UNTIL IT DOES! DON'T BE NEXT, FREE YOUR MIND!
*Excited* FAKE: "If I was an Industry Trick, I could have a Bentley, a Rolex, a supermodel girlfriend, a mansion, my own T.V. show and clothing line, a movie and record deal, 2 yachts and world full of phony friends!"
*Realistic* REAL: "But you'd never get your dignity back."
*Puzzled* FAKE: "What?"
*Passionate* REAL: "Fuck The Industry!"
Industry Trick by JGSR September 30, 2007
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026