gawkweird 

To be both gawky and weird simultaneously.

DeDe: “Oh my gosh, when Denise’s teen brother tripped as he walked over and to try and ask me out, it had to be the most gawkweird situation ever…!”

gawkweird by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels August 22, 2007

awkweird 

When something is weirdly awkward. Combination of "awkward" and "weird".

Guy one walks into his shared dorm. Find his male roomate dressing himself as a woman.

Guy one: Ok..This is totally awkweird...I'll be going.
Roomate: Uhm...it's not what you think.

awkweird by Gabriella May 23, 2005

socially gawkward 

A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.

Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.

socially gawkward by rutzy342 November 19, 2009

awkweird 

a person, place, or thing that is neither a pathetic-cute awkward nor a savvy-suave weird, but rather a weird awkward and awkward weird.

Person A: "I just cleaned the crevices between my toes with a hang nail."

Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."

awkweird by neosushisek August 7, 2011

gawkward 

Being both geeky and awkward.

Being a n00b in the room made her feel gawkward.

gawkward by lemming August 23, 2004

awkweird 

when something is so weird that it makes the entire situation awkward

Ash: Hey dude whats up?
Brandon: Not much, just thinking about pteradactyl porn
Ash:...
Ash: thanks for making that totally awkweird

awkweird by nonstopgamer14 January 4, 2010

Gawkward 

When you lock eyes with a stranger for a moment too long and it becomes awkward.

I had a gawkward moment at the coffee shop today. This lady gawked at me too long making me feel uncomfortable, so I grabbed my coffee and GTFOT (Got the F outta there)

Gawkward by HighLevelDisinfectant May 20, 2011