2 definitions by neosushisek

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners
teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
by neosushisek June 8, 2011
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a person, place, or thing that is neither a pathetic-cute awkward nor a savvy-suave weird, but rather a weird awkward and awkward weird.
Person A: "I just cleaned the crevices between my toes with a hang nail."

Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."
by neosushisek August 7, 2011
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