rectalfit 

to adjust something in a half-assed way; make operable or workable by rigging up something, usually temporarily and quickly, just to get by

He didn't have the part he needed so he rectalfit the broken radiator hose with duct tape.

rectalfit by jhwilson August 4, 2007

Rectalgia 

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.

There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.

Rectalgia by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

Rectalgia 

Originally a medical term, rectalgia is a pain in the rectum, now being applied to people who are a pain in the arse.

Malcolm, with his clumsiness and stupidity causes acute and widespread rectalgia

Rectalgia by Croatalin December 30, 2013

Recalcitrant 

Being obstinately uncooperative toward authority.
Having a very uncooperative attitude.

Don't be recalcitrant Kevin. You know it brings out the worst in me.
- Crowley

Recalcitrant by FlowerDoctor June 23, 2018

Optical Rectalitis 

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

Optical Rectalitis by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

Recalcitrance 

resisting authority or control; not obedient or compliant; refractory., hard to deal with, manage, or operate

His total recalcitrance is based on his personal experiences with the local police who has more than once violated his basic rights.

Recalcitrance by Maiduman December 20, 2009

retalitoot 

loud revenge fart

Bret loudly farted (tooted) near Jaden, Jaden then retalitooted by farting louder in Bret's face.

retalitoot by blah blah blah TL November 6, 2010