Rectalfy
Pronounced, rectal-fi. Meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their ass, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.
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Rectalfy
To attempt to correct a negative situation, or a fight by sticking a booted foot or some other equally large or cumbersome object up the offending persons anal cavity.
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rectally sourced
Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."
rectally sourced by FreshyBB March 27, 2008
rectally accurate
rectally accurate by JudgeTred August 10, 2016
rectalfury
A band of idiots trying to play music and appeal to a large audience of morons. Band and record label from Detorit Michigan. Getting it in the ass daily by the man or the government!2. A horrible bowel movement.
rectalfury by Bottlehead April 28, 2005
Rectalfication
Rectalfication is the process whereby an offense is rectified by the perpetrator bending over and taking it up the tailpipe.
My girlfriend borrowed my car and totalled it... there's gonna be some serious rectalfication for that later.
Rectalfication by HHiram September 13, 2014
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