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Bad Santa 

Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.

John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.

A Christmas story in a category of its own.
Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.
Bad Santa by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
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Bad Santa 

A friend who gets crappy drunk and is notorious for urinating on himself, as well as your furniture, in the same fashion Billy Bob Thornton displayed in the movie "Bad Santa"
Ryan got crapped again and went bad santa. Now I gotta steam clean the couch and carpets.
Bad Santa by Big P.C. from the Natti December 16, 2008

Bad Santa 

Dress in a Santa outfit and fuck a girl up the ass, saying "Ho, Ho, Ho" at every thrust. Santa outfit optional.
I took a girl home last night and pulled a Bad Santa on her ass.
Bad Santa by pstage August 4, 2007

Bad Santa 

when a girl licks the testicles and sticks it up her butt then sucks it off as you say Ho Ho Ho
Bad Santa by undeadfriendmitkiff December 1, 2013

Solitary Bad Santa 

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.
There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.
Solitary Bad Santa by Hodeesen December 13, 2010