7 definitions by pstage
Dress in a Santa outfit and fuck a girl up the ass, saying "Ho, Ho, Ho" at every thrust. Santa outfit optional.
by pstage August 1, 2007
One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.
You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"
by pstage May 13, 2008
Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.
by pstage May 14, 2008
Whiskers around the female urethra that urine passes over/through when urinating.
Also used to release frusteration. Instead of saying "oh, fuck!" Instead, say "awe, pisswhiskers" Can also be used alone.
Also used to release frusteration. Instead of saying "oh, fuck!" Instead, say "awe, pisswhiskers" Can also be used alone.
You are notified you've been terminated from a mediochre job. Your response..."Pisswhiskers" or "oh, pisswhiskers".
by pstage May 8, 2010
A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "playing games" with his cows in the barn and pasture.
He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.
When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .
"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.
When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .
"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
"Look at that guy in the field with the cow! He's such a Farmer Steve!
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by pstage May 13, 2008
v. Used to describe the act of someone outside of the IT community that uses a computing device. Generally looked down upon. Inferior to members of the IT community in every way. Demeaning.
by pstage May 13, 2008
A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!
by pstage August 1, 2007