16 definitions by jimmy patrick

masterbatory

1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.

2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.

3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.

1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!

2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

tugspot

A place used for masterbation.

Also can refer to a masterbatory stain.

Dude, your mom's bedroom makes for an excellent tugspot!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Bad Santa

Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.

John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.

A Christmas story in a category of its own.

Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.

by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

dick clique

A group of popular dudes, usually fratty jocks, who are into date-raping their underage cousins (and each other).

"Fuckin' dick clique made me drink their loogies today in the cafeteria, God I hate those assholes!"

by jimmy patrick February 15, 2008

kneegina

The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).

She wasn't fat enough for me to put it in the elbowgina, but the kneegina was a perfect fit!

by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008

ouch!

What people always say when I stick my huge cock in them.

Ouch! I was expecting the length, but not the girth!

by jimmy patrick March 3, 2008

fratty

The act of being like a frat guy...usually entails wearing pink polo shirts with lots of hairspray and celtic barbed-wire bicep tattoos.

Can also describe anyone who partakes in date-rape or soggy biscuit viagra parties.

Guy: "Man, what's up with Randy lately? He looks like Ricky Martin and he smells like a hooker!"

Liz: "Oh, he's just going through a fratty phase, it'll pass"

by jimmy patrick February 15, 2008