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When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.
There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.
by Hodeesen December 11, 2010
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