smanked 

to be smacked and spanked at the same time. Derived from a father being indecisive about whether he would punish his child by smacking or by spanking.

Stop doing that or you're gonna get smanked!

smanked by Mark Spanglar January 3, 2007

rage shanked 

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.

Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!

rage shanked by Kageh February 8, 2005

clit spanked 

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.

Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!

clit spanked by Tony56 October 2, 2013

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up by Tech581 September 23, 2009

panda spanked 

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

panda spanked by enile8 May 12, 2011

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.

To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.

spanked out by doooosh May 6, 2010

smacked ass 

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.

act right, you smacked ass.

smacked ass by Karolyn C July 21, 2005