A group expedition on bikes up to the Cime de la Bonette in Southern France.
Note: Not involving sex in any shape or form, I want to make that quite clear.
Big Al: Guys are you going to come on the Bonathon at the end of the month?
Tiny Tim: You bet your ass!
Fred: I'm in.
Kim: I'll be there
Profession-Al: Try and stop me.
Hulkster: Affirmative
A marathon bong session where everyone brings their own stash. The last person left conscious wins the bongathon, and as a prize, gets to drink the bong water.
The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”