17 definitions by fugitive

Top Definition
Anything you must put next to the goddamn. Certain Chief Gunner's Mates in the US Navy have developed the ability to transform the English language so that expletives are transformed into nouns.
"Where do you want this, Chief?"

"Just put the motherfuck next to the goddamn."
by fugitive October 01, 2004
Something you put motherfucks next to. Certain Chief Gunner's Mates in the US Navy have developed the ability to transform the English language so that expletives are transformed into nouns.
"Hey, Chief Gunny. Where do you want me to put this?"

"Just put the motherfuck next to the goddamn."
by fugitive October 01, 2004
A sugary drink mixed in vast quantities from a mysterious powder commonly served on US Navy vessels in the enlisted men's mess. Can also be used to clean brass.
Crap. They're all out of coffee so I had to drink bug juice instead.
by fugitive September 29, 2004
Literally, the Italian word for fennel. Colloquially, it means a gay person in the same pejorative sense as fag or faggot. As a literary sidelight, when Prometheus stole fire from the gods to give to man, he hid it in a fennel stalk.
"You think he's straight?"

"Nah. A guy that cute is always finnochio."
by fugitive October 01, 2004
Someone in the blogosphere who is identified as being politically on the right. Usually a fucktard.
The right wingnuts at Little Green Footballs are going nuts over Bush's TANG memos.
by fugitive September 29, 2004
A marathon bong session where everyone brings their own stash. The last person left conscious wins the bongathon, and as a prize, gets to drink the bong water.
I think I won last night's bongathon, but I don't really remember drinking the bong water.
by fugitive October 04, 2004
The universe of the mainstream media (pundits) talking heads who tell the general population what to think. Their aim is to influence the political landscape by their erudite utterances. Their stock and trade is opinion, rather than fact with both generally being pulled out of their asses. The punditocracy thinks more of itself than those who listen to it.
Rush Limbaugh. Robert Novack. Ann Coulter. Cal Thomas.
by fugitive October 01, 2004

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