Maxwell's definitions

Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

by Maxwell December 20, 2003

Lucky Dyke

a brand of cigarettes smoked by lesbians.

add slogan for Lucky Dyke cigarettes, "You come a long way lezbo"

by Maxwell August 6, 2006

Jennifer Love Hugetits

Another name for the sexy large breasted actress Jennifer Love Hewitt.

My fantasy is to titty fuck Jennifer Love Hugetits.

by Maxwell November 20, 2004

chatham hall girls

you wear burberry and rainbows, you are the only girls school invited to mixers that shows up in polos (and no, a mixer is not an appliance), a tight squeeze is a place, and "the river" is a source of infinite mystery and fascination

kid 1: who are those girls with their collars popped flocking together in the corner over there

kid 2: oh they're chatham girls

by maxwell November 20, 2004

Taco Talk

Another name for the Spanish language spoken by Mexicans in the United States.

All Mexicans should be required to speak English in the United States instead of there native taco talk.

by Maxwell November 7, 2004

Rodney Kinged

The act of beating the living shit out of some fucking idiot who desperately deserves it.

I Rodney Kinged that fucking asshole at the bar last night for being an obnoxious drunk.

by Maxwell July 16, 2004

Ca

A New York pronunciation for the word car.

My ca was towed last night by the New York City police for illegal parking at Times Square.

by Maxwell January 23, 2005