Maxwell's definitions

Jennifer Love Hugetits

Another name for the sexy large breasted actress Jennifer Love Hewitt.

My fantasy is to titty fuck Jennifer Love Hugetits.

by Maxwell November 20, 2004

EHS weekend

woodberry and EHS's annual weekend dedicated, as a pretense, to football and dedicated in actuality to getting completely shitfaced, laid, and if you're really good, arrested before monday morning

man i can't wait to get some ass this EHS weekend

by maxwell November 20, 2004

Fingered

(1) to accuse someone of something or to point blame.
(2) to insert ones fingers in a woman’s vagina or anus for sexual stimulation.

(1) Dave was fingered by his boss at work for stealing.
(2) Joe fingered Laura in his car after there first date.

by Maxwell December 27, 2004

Winoda Ridering

The act of shoplifting.

Store security caught him winoda ridering items from Wall Mart.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004

Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 3, 2004

Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"

After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

3 hole boneathon

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.

Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004