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asspounding beat 

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.
"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

Astounding 

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

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Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.
Astounding by Burley February 28, 2007

astounding 

Lizz is absolutely astounding!
astounding by PepeJones July 10, 2005

Astounding 

Search for sailing by celtic woman and that is what astounding is.
Astounding by thydeus November 28, 2012

asspounding trance 

Arena trance, commonly hammered by the likes of Tiesto. Can be made in fruity loops in about 5 minutes.
I had to leave the club because after 4 hours of asspounding trance I was beginning to question my masculinity
asspounding trance by Vexxed July 30, 2008

astounding 

1. Kodama
2. To astonish and bewilder.
Kodama is astounding.
astounding by William April 24, 2004