Carpet Farmer

Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.

Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!

Carpet Farmer by Digger October 4, 2006

carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

carpet farmer by Michael P. Abker March 23, 2006

Farmers carpet 

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.

I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.

Farmers carpet by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024