Digger's definitions

shit sickle

That which hangs from a dog's ass in extremely cold weather.

That maingy mutt needs a cut! Look at all those shit sickles hanging from his ass!

by digger January 2, 2005

stinch queen

A girl who has sex with many partners in the course of a week without taking a shower, nor feels the need for one. Hard to distinquish between day old clams and fish bait left out in the sun.

DAMN...that Lola's been serviceing the armed forces again! You can smell that stinch queen clear down by the boats!

by Digger July 29, 2005

Carpet Farmer

Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.

Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!

by Digger October 4, 2006

a case of the red ass

When an individual is really pissed off at someone or something.

Wow! The boss sure has a case of the red ass today. He just fired Immanual.

Who gave John the case of the red ass?

by Digger September 16, 2005

weasel stank

When a person pours on the cheap colgne or perfume and thinks they smell fine.

Holy Buckets! Jane's back to using that weasel stank again. Damn.

by Digger September 21, 2005

stewd fruit

Referring to someone who is really high or drunk.

We had to take Riley home early last might, he was really stewd fruit.

by Digger September 21, 2005

tomayters

How an inbred would refer to a tomatoe.

Hey Zeb pass me the tomayters and don't be shy with those taters and gravey either.

by Digger September 21, 2005