Digger's definitions

a case of the red ass

When an individual is really pissed off at someone or something.

Wow! The boss sure has a case of the red ass today. He just fired Immanual.

Who gave John the case of the red ass?

by Digger September 16, 2005

Carpet Farmer

Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.

Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!

by Digger October 4, 2006

pearl squirter

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

by Digger September 21, 2005

stewd fruit

Referring to someone who is really high or drunk.

We had to take Riley home early last might, he was really stewd fruit.

by Digger September 21, 2005

jiz queen

A girl who who likes to swallow the man juice.

Judy is having a party on Friday! I hope she keeps that jiz queen sister of hers locked up and away from my man!

by Digger September 21, 2005

ho de door

slang for ho the door

The elevator was about to close when the elderly gentleman started shouting ho de door you jazz holes!

by Digger September 21, 2005

shit sickle

That which hangs from a dog's ass in extremely cold weather.

That maingy mutt needs a cut! Look at all those shit sickles hanging from his ass!

by digger January 2, 2005