25 definitions by Digger
Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.
Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!
by Digger October 4, 2006
by Digger August 10, 2005
"Only dwads ride the short bus."
by Digger December 24, 2004
A girl who has sex with many partners in the course of a week without taking a shower, nor feels the need for one. Hard to distinquish between day old clams and fish bait left out in the sun.
DAMN...that Lola's been serviceing the armed forces again! You can smell that stinch queen clear down by the boats!
by Digger July 11, 2005
by Digger August 10, 2005
by Digger September 29, 2005
by Digger July 11, 2005