salesmonkey 

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

salesmonkey by Matt February 9, 2004

salesmonkey 

1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.

'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'

salesmonkey by shpannah September 7, 2006

Sassmonkey 

Epic sassmaster, someone who is a sass guru. And likes monkeys apparently. Also may have occasional monkey-esque qualities and outbursts.

Ellen Rogers is such a sassmonkey.

Sassmonkey by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010

saladmonkey 

someone cool who has a tik tok account where they edit harry styles

“oh yeah she’s such a saladmonkey”

saladmonkey by illusionhrry August 22, 2021