Sassmonkey

Epic sassmaster, someone who is a sass guru. And likes monkeys apparently. Also may have occasional monkey-esque qualities and outbursts.

Ellen Rogers is such a sassmonkey.

Sassmonkey by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010

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assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

assmonkey by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005

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Monkey, Sandmonkey

When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)

Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that

Monkey, Sandmonkey by ZicoWico August 20, 2006

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assmonkey

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

assmonkey by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008