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Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*



Battinson: I’m vengeance
Battinson by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022

blatstein 

To lambaste, berate and embarass to the highest degree
I was totally and utterly blatsteined the other day, when the newspaper wrote that scathing editorial about me.
blatstein by The Daily P November 18, 2005

weakly bastenson 

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.
A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

Basteing 

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.
"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."
Basteing by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009
a portmanteau of Pattinson and Batman used to describe Robert Pattinson's version of Batman.
Battinson's costume looks the best.
Battinson by theamazingpsych February 6, 2022

Basteing 

verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing
Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.

Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!

"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"
Basteing by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009