3 definitions by Nukedmunxxx
Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman
A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight
Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great
Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!
Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight
Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great
Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!
Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!
The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!
Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit
Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?
Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*
…
Battinson: I’m vengeance
The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!
Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit
Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?
Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*
…
Battinson: I’m vengeance
by Nukedmunxxx March 26, 2022
Legit YouTuber aka DC fanboy , *ahem* let me reiterate that, snyder fanboy that supports anything coming from Zack snyder even if it’s a pile of shit
Jk seriously, a funny YouTuber that like all of us just wanna see the snyderverse restored
Jk seriously, a funny YouTuber that like all of us just wanna see the snyderverse restored
The truth 31: ey whatsup my beautiful dc brothers and sisters dkdhcdifhcjdkfjffm
“Restore The SnyderVerse”
Subscribers: affirmative!
The Truth 31: good boy
“Restore The SnyderVerse”
Subscribers: affirmative!
The Truth 31: good boy
by Nukedmunxxx March 26, 2022
A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti simp equation
DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor
Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.
A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.
DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor
Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.
A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.
DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
Nobody:
DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!
*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*
People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP
*bows down and worships*
______
DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.
any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!
simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”
DarkSimp > any god EVER
DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!
*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*
People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP
*bows down and worships*
______
DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.
any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!
simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”
DarkSimp > any god EVER
by Nukedmunxxx March 28, 2022