bunzer 

A person who thinks they are better than they actually are and often misinterpret situations.

Some context:

A guy who thinks he is getting a girl just because he talks to her. Even though she is obviously friend zoning him.

A player in Fortnite who kills you just out of luck , because he got a Pump first, but for that reason thinks he is better than you. Even though he truly is not.

This bunzer thinks he is getting Jess just because he talks to her in the hallway.

This bunzer just one-pumped me and is giving me the L-Dance.

bunzer by deadpool 1 June 8, 2018

bunzer 

A person who thinks they are better than they actually are and often misinterpret situations.

Some context:

A guy who thinks he is getting a girl just because he talks to her. Even though she is obviously friend zoning him.

A player in Fortnite who kills you just out of luck , because he got a Pump first, but for that reason thinks he is better than you. Even though he truly is not.

This bunzer thinks he is getting Jess just because he talks to her in the hallway.

This bunzer just one-pumped me and is giving me the L-Dance.

bunzer by deadpool 1 June 8, 2018

bunzer 

The act of ejaculating in a woman's ass crack without penetration after she gives you fellatio.

That Drew Neitzel is such a freak! Last night my friend went home with him and he gave her a Bunzer!

bunzer by Karmann69 March 5, 2009

bunzer 

term for ecstasy pill

you up for doin' a bunzer tonight?

bunzer by Ge-off May 28, 2006

Bunzer'ed 

Video game terminology for when you attack an enemy first and yet you still die / get defeated.

You're playing a FPS game and sneaking upon an unsuspecting person. You aim in, fire, they turn around and shoot you back, only YOU die.

YOU WERE BUNZER'ED

YOU: "WHAT!? I SHOT YOU FIRST AND YOU STILL KILLED ME"
FRIEND: "NOOB YOU GOT BUNZER'ED!"

Bunzer'ed by Transparent_Funstick April 30, 2011

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

Grandpa in his bunker by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

bitch bunker 

A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity

Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.

bitch bunker by Izer1 February 4, 2017