A slang term for hardcore member of the Apostolic Lutheran Church. Generally can be seen dressed in hunter’s camouflage, dirty/damaged jeans, etc. The males tend to drive Nissan or Toyota pickups, and sometimes if they’re lucky, a full size Ram or Ford. The vehicles are sometimes lifted, poorly. Since the Trump-era they have not been shy about their staunch right-wing conservative views and their trucks can be seen adorned with “Let’s Go Brandon” and “Don’t Tread On Me” flags as well as the occasional “Confederate Jack”. The families drive vans seeing as most families have about a dozen kids, since their religion frowns upon protected sex.
Bunners are banned from doing many things by their churches. They can’t watch tv, use computers, drink, sue or anything else deemed “bad.” The only bad thing they can do is use tobacco products, and they use them extensivly. Almost all bunners smoke and/or chew.
Because of this, Bunners have to find other forms of entertainment. Some examples are: muddin’, huntin’, shootin’, spittin’, chewin’, fightin’, smokin’ and just being d-cks to non-bunners.
In some areas such as the Battle Ground Washington area, bunners are very prevalent. In school, it is not uncommon to have more than one bunner from the same family in the same class. If you take higher-level classes, you are less likely to come across Bunners. Bunners are not very intelligent and most don’t plan on attending college which means they must work in trades such as construction.
Bunners are banned from doing many things by their churches. They can’t watch tv, use computers, drink, sue or anything else deemed “bad.” The only bad thing they can do is use tobacco products, and they use them extensivly. Almost all bunners smoke and/or chew.
Because of this, Bunners have to find other forms of entertainment. Some examples are: muddin’, huntin’, shootin’, spittin’, chewin’, fightin’, smokin’ and just being d-cks to non-bunners.
In some areas such as the Battle Ground Washington area, bunners are very prevalent. In school, it is not uncommon to have more than one bunner from the same family in the same class. If you take higher-level classes, you are less likely to come across Bunners. Bunners are not very intelligent and most don’t plan on attending college which means they must work in trades such as construction.
“Hey, have you ever been to Battle Ground Washington? I’d watch out for the Bunners, you’ll know when you seem them.”
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by Loki Valentine July 21, 2022
A word that insecure people use against members of the Old Apostolic Lutheran Church. They are called inbreed and hicks and stuck up, but that goes straight against their beliefs. They go to church and try to be obedient but there is nothing that they must do. They can do what they want, but they just choose to be obedient to God's word. They are stereotyped like they are a different race and they assume one member is like all members.
by Bigdeallucille December 15, 2016
Badass people who go to a badass church. We have different (true) beliefs, and this is what makes us different. Nonbunners often tend to be jealous, or scared of us. Without reason, of course. There are many localities across the U.S., Canada, and many European countries. The women tend to wear buns, hence the name bunners.
by Bunner July 9, 2014
People who belong to the old apostolic Lutheran church. Bunners are annoying ass kids who act like maniacs. They don’t have any regard for other humans. You can commonly find bunners in the Walmart parking lot doing illegal activities and chewing a LOT of tobacco.
by I_hate_bunners August 6, 2022
1. Evangelicals who have several children. They children are always well behaved, blonde, and all the girls wear long skirts.
2. Called bunners because of their hair, which is always in a bun but also because they breed like bunnies.
2. Called bunners because of their hair, which is always in a bun but also because they breed like bunnies.
by The.Big.One January 8, 2012
A person who smokes weed all day, all night. An expert at smoking, rolling, buying, growing weed. Someone who has a dealer in their building.
by Dipset November 18, 2003
There's Bunner again...
by Jim Bob121212 October 17, 2009