trifect

To submit oneself to the influence of three mind-altering substances simultaneously, particularly alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine.

Sorry man, I can't trifect tonight-- I got work tommorrow. I already been doing lines and boozing all night.

by Shiney May 5, 2005

The Trifection

A three-piece combination of blonde hair, perfect teeth, and large breasts.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I posit that your bodice and countenance exemplify The Trifection?"

"I can't get my business up and running until I see some of those beautiful teeth, underneath those golden locks, above those perfectly large cans - I need the Trifection."

by MaisonNouveau February 25, 2014

Trifective Joint

A joint with three points.

I totaly rolled a trifective joint today.

by Trifective Bch August 28, 2009

trifecter

An old southern,man trumps wife, and Taylor swift gang banging a clown while the old man yells TRIFECTER

Oh look there is a trifecter again

by Lolcoolguy September 18, 2017

Trifection

its like having herpes, syphilis and gonorrhea only its people you work with.

oh my god they kill me, I think we need to cure this trifection

by banjoballsmcgee April 29, 2025