32 definitions by LonePooper

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

pee high

After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.

After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

pot boiler

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!

Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!

by LonePooper March 10, 2018

pot boiler

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is boiling beneath your ass!

Hey Jim, I just had to run to the bowl. My ass hit the seat and I just did a five star shit! It was a real pot boiler! I thought the porcelain would melt, it was that hot!

Damn Russ, one for the records books!

by LonePooper February 28, 2018

turd wars

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits

Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!

by LonePooper January 13, 2018

joy bliss

What you say sarcastcally, regarding something you could care less about.

Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.

You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

cloggernaut

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.

Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018