comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

comcastipated by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

comcastrated 

To have one's Comcast cable internet service suddenly cease working at the worst possible time. Unlike it's root word, castrate, comcastration can (and is, in fact, likely to) happen over and over and over to both men and women.

I was just about to pay my credit card bill online when I got comcastrated, causing me to miss the midnight deadline and incurring $28 in late fees.

comcastrated by blumer November 2, 2006

Cockstipated 

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

Cockstipated by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

cockstipated 

inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.

I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.

cockstipated by Silence March 26, 2003

cockstipated 

whenever you have cock shoved so far up your ass that you have to poop rendering your shit button useless.

doug: "pull it out steve because im getting cockstipated!"

cockstipated by 6THREE!8 July 3, 2010

Comstipated 

The state of being a communist endures whilst living/being in a capitalist economy

Ever since the USSR ended, I've been comstipated in this new Federation.

Comstipated by Soviet Ty August 23, 2016